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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Answer!

An eggroll!

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What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus?

Answer!

Crisp Kringle

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What are caterpillars afraid of?

Answer!

Doger-pillars!

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

Answer!

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Answer!

Do-ya-think-he-saw-us!

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What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Answer!

A know-it-all bitch.

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What does a mixed-up hen lay?

Answer!

Scrambled eggs!

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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer!

To prove he wasn't chicken!

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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?

Answer!

A lawn MEOW-er!

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Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?

Answer!

To a retailer!

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