Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?Answer!
What do you call a crate of ducks?Answer!
A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?Answer!
Chickens rise when the rooster crows, but when do ducks get up?Answer!
What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?Answer!
Is it raining cats and dogs?Answer!